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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night,when behind him he hears:


BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through
the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER…

FASTER…

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP….

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP…

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket
breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward
him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…

and…

The coffin stops

October 31, 2008 @ 10:38 am  
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Free Tacos Tomorrow

Hey!  Free tacos tomorrow at Taco Bell between 2 and 6 PM.  Check it out here. (http://www.tacobell.com/stealabasestealataco/)

October 27, 2008 @ 7:44 am  
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Life in general

I worked yesterday teaching first grade.  The class in general was a pretty good one.  I’ll be working again next week in the same classroom. 

DD’s school made the news.  Not a good thing!  DH was ready to pull her out of school instantly.  There are 13 schools accross Central Florida that have had kids with MRSA in the last two weeks.  One high school had a football player die of it.  The scarry thing is only one school has had more than 1 case (and they’ve had 2), so it’s random.  The schools are all spread out.  So as I convinced my husband, pulling her out would not make her safe.  The letter we got basically said using good hygeine is the best defense.  You know, wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands. 

I’m going to take my computer for a make-over today.  I need to upgrade my RAM and get a new CD player.  I’m going to check into a DVD-CD player upgrade.  Wish me luck!

October 22, 2008 @ 7:41 am  
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Out of the Mouth of Babes!

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DD did it once more.  She’s really quite good at making me laugh.  Once a month or so we get together with other families who have adopted from China and now a few other countries.  Anyway, tomorrow we are hosting our group.  DD was talking with my niece today and told her Mom was at home getting ready because some people from China were coming over tomorrow. I guess technically she is correct.

October 18, 2008 @ 8:53 pm  
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Negative Politicing!

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I try to stay away from politics as it’s such a “personal” subject and people tend to get hot under the collar and can’t seem to allow others to have differing opinions.  This is one of the things I HATE about it.  I am outraged by the recent attacks by the McCain/Palin ticket though and felt I had to do my part to stop the smear.  So I felt obligated to write…

The McCain/Palin ticket is now reverting to negative politics. Palin is trying to connect Obama to William Ayers.  My husband’s friend tries to get him to tell me this “crap” about Obama’s book and how he believes that he had a ghost writer.  Come on folks.   I am smarter than that.   And this smear just confirms my convictions.  Barak says: “What you won’t hear from this campaign or this party is the kind of politics that uses religion as a wedge, and patriotism as a bludgeon — that sees our  opponents not as competitors to challenge, but enemies to demonize. Barack Obama, June 3, 2008

I admire that!  I want to see a campaign run on the real issues.  Leave the mud slinging out of it.  My son was complaining about the advertisements on the radio yesterday and how they are so negative instead of talking about the issues.   (He’s 11 and a McCain fan.)  Our family is diverse in their politics.  I let him talk and then asked him to pay close attention to the advertisements he’s hearing.  Note who is slinging the mud and who is not.  I’m curious what he will find next week when I ask him to tell me what he’s noticed.  In response to the Palin attack, I went to the Fight the Smears website to see what they had to say. Here is their response copied directly from their site.

Smear groups and now a desperate McCain campaign are trying to connect Barack to William Ayers using age-old guilt by association techniques. Here’s the truth: the smear associating Barack to Ayers is “phony,” “tenuous,” – even “exaggerated at best if not outright false.”

William Ayers is a professor of education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, with whom Barack served on the board of an education-reform organization in the mid-1990’s. According to the Associated Press, they are not close: “No evidence shows they were “pals” or even close when they worked on community boards years ago …”

Smear groups and the McCain campaign are trying to connect Obama to acts Ayers committed 40 years ago – when Barack was just eight years old. Here’s what the New York Times reported on the connection:

But the two men do not appear to have been close. Nor has Mr. Obama ever expressed sympathy for the radical views and actions of Mr. Ayers, whom he has called “somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago, when I was 8.”

Barack has publicly denounced Ayers’ radical actions from the 1960’s:

Senator Obama strongly condemns the violent actions of the Weathermen group, as he does all acts of violence. But he was an eight-year-old child when Ayers and the Weathermen were active, and any attempt to connect Obama with events of almost forty years ago is ridiculous.

October 14, 2008 @ 12:19 pm  
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